A zombie film where police and mobsters (natural enemies) have to join forces to survive a “horde” of zombies (I always thought it was a “bushel” of zombies, but I digress). Not the most original plot, but by this point you should be saying, “Todd, you had me at ‘zombie”…” anyway. Enjoy:

Topless Robot – The [...]

This is still steaming ahead. Will Smith in the lead role. How is this happening? If you haven’t seen Old Boy, it is a FANTASTICALLY DISTURBING film. It will sit in your head for days, daring you not to vomit. How is Hollywood going to remake this? Yeah, yeah, I know, it’s not a remake [...]

We are unavoidably, completely manipulated and forced to accept a film that after this development fails to work no matter which way you cut it and it continues to surprise me that films this poorly written continue to make the circuit.

There is enough thrill, humor, eroticism, and drama to keep your interest, though at time it will feel heavily scripted and formulaic. It might give some fodder for conversation but in the end you must weight the two sides and determine yourself if this is a film worth watching.