Indiana Jones 5

I don’t know where to start with this one. While in London promoting Transformers 2, Shia has let loose that there is an Indy 5 in the works. Now, some of you may cry “George Lucas!! I hate you and I hate your assface!” (Name the movie). But you got it all wrong.

I think I know what happened.  There is no way George Lucas would have continued the Star Wars debacle of Episodes 2 and 3 after the backlash of Phantom Menace, but they were making so much money, he couldn’t stop. With Indiana Jones 4, it became a joke how horrible it was, and yet here he is preparing to go at it again. What happened was, a small rebel alliance wanted to stop George Lucas from making anymore Star Wars films after Episode 1, but they didn’t have the heart to kill him. So they built a one-way sound proof box so that he could hear everything around him and live out his days in peace, but no sound, and therefore no horrible ideas, could escape the box. Unfortunately, the engineer that built the box made it backwards and so now, not only can sound (and all the horrible ideas) get out the box, he can’t hear any of us crying in shame and disgust from the garbage he’s putting out. It’s made the situation worse.

http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/06/16/spielberg-has-cracked-the-story-of-indiana-jones-5/