G.I. Noooooooooooo!

Posted by Todd on May 1, 2009 in Movie News, Twitter Feed • 2 comments

The second trailer for the new live action G.I. Joe movie is out and… what can I say? My mouth dropped in awe. Here is the recipe for this film:

Take equal parts Tomb Raider, The Mummy, Transformers, every cheesy comic book movie that’s come out, and mix it all with a huge dollop of mental retardation. Apparently Stephen Summers (the director) has just put in a strong application to join the “Let’s rape everyone’s childhood” club. President: George Lucas.

G.I. JOE trailer in HD

And the part where Dennis Quaid says “A team is being assembled of the elte blah blah blah. Where others fail, we don’t.” (or something to that affect). YOU JUST SAID THE TEAM IS BEING ASSEMBLED. HOW DO YOU KNOW WHETHER YOU FAIL OR NOT? YOU HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING YET!!!

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  1. Kohl on May 2, 2009, 9:03 am:

    Delta 6 Accelerator Suit?

    What’s it accelerate . . . brain damage?

  2. Ryan on May 4, 2009, 8:10 pm:

    Maybe it accelerates it straight to DVD?

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